I have a bit of a love hate relationship with the Internet. Sometimes I’m amazed by simply how much information is out there and other times I can’t bear the sight of it and deliberately take a few days away from it.

That said, with the power of a search engine like Google, it’s amazing what answers to questions you can find on almost any topic.

When I have a few moments I also like to have a little look through my statistics to see what search phrases have been used by people to find my website.

I’ve had a few strange ones in the past. Some that have made me giggle and others which are a little disturbing but I couldn’t resist sharing this one with you.

Earlier this afternoon, someone found me via Google with the search term:

“best household items for me to do my self up the arse with?”

I’m ranked fourth on Google for that btw. The mind truly boggles sometimes.